• lauryn: your boss just needs to be kicked in the balls.
  • lauryn's mom: she doesn't have balls.
  • me: she is such a hoe that she needs to have balls put on her to be kicked in.
  • lauryn: it's called a taco crunch. You get a running start...
 
 
reapersun:

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

reapersun:

konkoa:

This has been a PSA.

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

 
 

darkknightress:

cantankerous-elf:

gioxxa:

Love this guys.

yup

welp.

 
 

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks)

 
 

rivendellqueen:

peevsie77:

Thomas Kinkade

These portraits actually have multiple Disney characters and Mickey heads hidden in them!

(Source: a-castle-of-dreams)

 
 
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
Shakespeare, Sonnet XVIII
 
 

thefrogman:

Pusheen the Cat [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

 
 

mineapple:

so i watched captain america 2 

this is what i was thinking the entire time

 
 

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: pleatedjeans]

(Source: sara-meow)

 
 
Baby, by the time your boobs are sagging that far, all I’ll want is applesauce.
Heather, on whether or not she’ll love me when we’re old.